little dirty looks

This just in...

2006-04-11T20:30:00.000-07:00

Hipsters love NKOTB.. so much so they even copy their steeze.

Big ups to anybody who can find a pair of skeletor pants.

BlaBlaBlog

2006-04-11T17:30:00.000-07:00

Hey guys,

Thanks for validating my meager existence and taking part in my little "social experiment". I know that everybody thinks that I am getting scared, and everybody would like to know who I am, but I'll never tell. I think that the reactions to this blog have been very interesting. As somebody pointed out to me, it has been getting a little mean lately, and I really didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings. All I really wanted to do was to try and make people have a little sense of humor about something that they obviously take way too seriously.

In response to comments about how I deleted the post that was getting out of hand - I deleted that because somebody posted the link to the 16 year old that somebody had supposedly slept with. I didn't think that was appropriate. The Djs and scensters named on this blog should to a degree, expect people to talk about them like this, considering that they are constantly in the ‘public eye’ and could even consider themselves “local celebrity”. All I did was make it a public forum.

This little experiment is very interesting for example; the high degree of anonymous responses to my posts. Of course, I myself would be a hypocrite if I called those people out – and if you were in my shoes, odds are you would remain anonymous too. The people who commented with their full names were obviously defending their friends – something that I think is honorable.

I also think that it is important that we do support local artists, designers, musicians, etc… so stop reading this blog and giving such a crap about it, and go support somebody. This thing is really just a blip in your existence.

Now you tell me, should the experiment continue?

My Space MANIA!

2006-04-06T17:06:00.000-07:00

Little dirty looks now has a myspace profile! You should go check it out and add me as your friend. I did try adding a few of the scenes "elite", but I have a feeling I was rejected by them! Some people added me however.

I was reading the Georgia Straight this morning and guess what??? Vancouver darlings The Book of Lists have been signed to a major label. I bet that AndrewAndrewAndrew is pretty fucking bummed. I would be too, if all I had left was a shitty emo band.... in fact, I'd probably just go straight home and slit my wrists in a bathtub full of water..while listening to something markedly emo, like Death Cab.

Free Booze, etc.

2006-04-03T10:15:00.000-07:00

I was relieved to find out that Vancouver hipsters aren't the only ones to destroy artwork, tear sinks out of the wall and get really rowdy at free-booze parties.

Common Misconceptions

2006-04-03T09:40:00.000-07:00

Anybody go check out the launch of Vancouver's newest indy-label "Gang of Youth" on Friday? I did.. and I got the feeling that most people were there because they truely believe that they were seeing "Gang of Four". Thinking that "Gang of Youth" is "Gang of Four" is like not knowing the difference between Paris Hilton and a monkey... an STD ridden monkey with a banana as a dildo.... Gross...

Seperated at birth??

2006-03-22T10:07:00.000-08:00

Faux-Lesbianism

2006-03-15T09:45:00.000-08:00

I thought all hipsters were 'above' this??? What was going on at the Columbia on Saturday night??? I could have just gone to the Roxy, or maybe even the Royal. After all, My!Gay!Husband! was playing tracks like Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone." The only thing that it was lacking in was the presence of one Chad Kroeger of "Nickelback" fame drinking a beer being fawned over by women. Actually, Trevor Larson was there, drinking beer, being fawned over by women (and men) so we could probably just call it even. There are many, many parallels. I could go on about this forever....

Team American Apparel Part 2

2006-03-10T09:45:00.000-08:00

I wonder if it is a requirement in their dress code to have a least one dude wearing a powder green hoodie with his hood up in the store at all times?

Does this phenomeon occur in other cities??

Smrt?

2006-03-03T10:53:00.000-08:00

"The Kids" is possibly the worst name to every grace the front of a flyer. And I have a feeling that the name wasn't a collective idea - it was the idea of the same man who is behind some of the worst and unimaginative club-night names ever. Moth r Fuck r is another fine example of this fat, sweaty man's "genius". The worst thing about this night - is the name rings true - you go to the Columbia and you walk into a room of kids. Literally kids, teenaged girls to be exact. Teenage girls making out with thirty- plus old men!

Maybe I'm getting old and bitter because my tits are starting to sag, and I'm getting a belly, and I discovered a wrinkle the otherday, but this is a little out of control! Damn Kids.

Hip and Homeless

2006-02-22T09:35:00.000-08:00

It has become impossible to see from a far whether or not it is a hipster boy or a homeless guy walking towards you. I have been known to check out homeless guys from afar. I know many girls who have had this happen to them. Whats next? Hipster boys pushing shopping carts?

2006-02-15T09:42:00.000-08:00

In a rebuttal to this comment:

Slamtang said...

FUK U U DONT KNOW HER IF I FIND OUT WHO U R I WILL SPLIT YOUR HEAD.

SLUT.

Bring it.

Also, this further solidifys my beliefs that young people are stupid.. and annoying. If Slamtang had read the comment properly, he or she would realize that I didn't really say anything negative about Kathy. Just her website... and people's undying need to have their photo taken on it.

Yikes!

2006-02-13T10:03:00.000-08:00

Holy crap! Does it get any more pretenious then this!?!?! ... wait. by pretenious I mean pathetic.

Kathy is not your friend.

2006-01-27T10:14:00.000-08:00

What is the freaking deal with this website ? Kathy isn't your friend! She is just capitalizing on your drunk ass for her own social good. It is nice and all that Vancouver's pathetic little hipster scene has an internet ambassador (and I am not including people on MySpace.. thats another story).

Nor do I understand the whole "Team American Apparel" phenomenon. American Apparel is cool right? Yeah it is. Kinda like Lululemon is cool with the yoga set and the Gap is cool with the middle aged mom "I don't give a crap, I have two kids under the age of 5" set. You work at a fucking chain store! and another newsflash: The 80s are over with. Just because you kids were still getting drunk at the art gallery steps when everybody else was doing it, its done.

On a happier note this site is pretty cool. Unfortunately, they haven't come out with a new issue in a while.

Introduction

2006-01-13T10:08:00.000-08:00

I'm a Narcissist, I hate people of all shapes and sizes. Really, what could make a better blog then that?